Below are the 14 most recent journal entries recorded in Dylans_Mr_Jones' LiveJournal:

Wednesday, February 2nd, 2005
6:54 pm	Well Well Well Mr. Johnson so today for about an hour i have been saying the word crayon and realized that its prbably th coolest word in the frick a ducking dictionary i love lamp   so listen to this ill tell you bout the party immaculate the second coolest word in the dictionary yesterday Shaquille O'Neal of the Miami Heat openly admitted that he was gay. "wass so bad bout that. its not like i like men or nuthen. uhh huhuhu." says O'Neal. "Forget about to day until tommorow" is possibly the coolest line in any song ever. but of corse it is done by bob dylan...EHICH MAKES IT EVEN COOLER "fads they come and fads they go, but god i love that rock n roll." i like that one too modest mouse because its soo true were having a great time working on this album.........   "what the hell are we doing?"   "i dont know man, i just dont know"   Current Mood: immaculate Current Music: long as i see the light-CCR biotch (3 Comments |Comment on this)
Saturday, January 22nd, 2005
8:17 pm	the magical mystery tour is dying to take you away! im aboot to go watch ancorman (i cant spell) i had an indoor game today. i think i was 0 for 10 in shots on goal, but other than that i sucked. my hair was really gross also because i hadent got to take a shower since yesterday morning and in between that time i had swimming and played whirly ball... whirly ball was pretty fun but i reallalized how many fucking red necks go there. there was this one dude who had a bud in one hand and a corona in the other and he was drinking from both (not at te same time) also threre was this loser kid there they was way to fucking good at whirly ball. he had his own racket and a whirly ball t-shirt. (this set up an excellent "you know your a red neck when..." joke) then we went back to spensers (oh yeah, it was his birthday) and me tom and T-ROY started quoting lines from dodgeball and then i ate alot of ice cream. no seriously, this was a shit load im not joking. but unfortunaly no one was impressed i hope you rgr'd that but if it was a neg i DEFENITLY g2g large immaculate Current Mood: immaculate Current Music: Strawberry Feilds Foreverr - THE BEALTES (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Saturday, January 8th, 2005
5:11 pm	FUCK THE SEAHAKS!!!!!!!!! I AM GOING TO KILL DARELL JACKSON BECAUSE HES LIKE "YO WASSUP, IM A FAG AND IM TOO COOL FOR THE SEAHAKS AND I LIKE TO AVERAGE 3 DROPPED BALLS A GAME" -DARELL JACKSON HE REALLY SAID THAT. I HEARD HIM. EVERYBODY RIGHT NOW DOESNT LIKE BOBBY ENGRAM BUT AT LEAST HE CAUGHT THE FUCKING BALL MOST THE TIME. IF THEY HAD THROWN TO HIM FOR THIS YEAR MAYBE HE WOULD HAVE CAUGHT THAT LAST BALL. ITULA MILI HAD A GOOD GAME AS WELL AND FUCKING CHIKI OKEFOR DOMINATED. CHGAD BRWON ALMOST KILLED BULDGER AND I WISH HE HAD. I WISH BULDGERS HEAD WOULD HAVE POPPED OFF AND THE HELMET FLEW STRAIGHT THREW STHEPHEN JACKSON AND THAT FAT WHITE FAG WHO CAUGHT THE WINNING TD. ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH I AM SO FUCKING PISSED. IF DARREL JACKSON WAKES UP DEAD TOMMOROW IT WASNT ME JUST REMEMBER THAT. IF ANYONE ASKS YOU ANYTHING JUST SAY "IT WASNT ERIC" THANK YOU Current Mood: PISSED OFF (4 Comments |Comment on this)
Saturday, January 1st, 2005
11:41 pm	que donde i havent written anything in a while so i believe that new years is overrated and a waste of time. we its so stupid that we dont even have to wait for it and its gonna come and somome somewher is gonna celebrate it. what the fuck is so good about it nothing happens and it is just lame. fire works go off, woo hoo. so i hope all of you did something cool on it like me-i played haol and pool. i taped the conan obrian central timezone countdow (genious) and then i went to bed at about 3 but got bored so for some fucking reason i decided to watch mystic river on my portable dvd player and gotr to bed at aboput 5 20 and woke up and noon   so me scott and bryan say good night and buenos noches fuckers Current Mood: crappy Current Music: breath-peral jam (4 Comments |Comment on this)
Sunday, December 19th, 2004
11:50 pm	sorry for adams here a new adam future Current Mood: listless Current Music: i wish i wasnt so gay-the lone winters (3 Comments |Comment on this)
6:24 pm	el futero  theres robin and theres robin with a sex change....  and theres eamon   eamon with a sex change   and theres adam and this adam with a sex change   ak fine and heres me:   and with a sex change:   well at least one of us come out good shit im really thinking about that sex change Current Mood: exanimate Current Music: the band-the weight (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Wednesday, December 15th, 2004
6:54 pm	break from the jew story night i was watching the sonics game and i realized how much i hated luke walton  that fag just cant keep it in his pants this is where mr. walton beleives he is a vampire that can fly  what bitch! you aint got shit on ray ray you faggot i feel bad for this guy. in every pic i looked up he looks like hes gay, honestly nother one  this move is called "screw the ball, hump the guy"   and i also realized how much vladamir radmanovich looks like early bob dylan pics  and eh?? posiblemente?? maybe more so in real life, i dont know Current Mood: haha fuck you Current Music: whatd i say - ray charles (3 Comments |Comment on this)
Sunday, December 12th, 2004
2:34 pm	THE BITCH WHO FUCKED UP JEW DAY PART 2: CHRISTMAS EVE now that hannaka was over with and gshjifos didnt get any friends he became deppressed, he actully looked alot like this guy:  just about 50 years younger. ok, so Gshjifos was really depressed and he looked like that guy^ but only 50 years younger. ok now that we got that settled ok ok ok ok but tha.. ok. since he was depressed he started reading alot (cause that is what depressed jews do... dont ask) and he read about hteese people that celebrated Christmas and hannaka so he was like "shit mother fucker, i could diggidy do that bitch fag" and just like that Gshjifos became christian and was ready celebrate Christmas. there was still a few weeks until Christmas so Gshjifos dicided to spread the word about his christianity. he fgured the best place to do it was with the kids at his school that smoked rocks. so he gatherd up the best damn rocks that he could find (Gshjifos found shit like granite and metamorphic and igneous and shit like that) so he went down to the pawn shop and got a desent pipe for 2 fhdiu (jew money) then he went to the park where he met some christian guys smoking and told them  about his new religeon and then offerd them some of his rocks. the kids looked at him and they where like "what the fuck does this jew kid think he is?" and the other one was like "a christian" and then the third one was like "he brought granite, nobody smokes granite any more. pebbles is where its at."  so the three christians were like "yeah you need to talk to the priest, but you better watch out for him, he might seduce you." so with that in mind Gshjifos walked on down the street to the church and went in. the priest was there waiting for him, and he said " ah, Gshjifos, so pleasent to see you." Gshjifos was starting to get worried so he said lets get this over with and make me a Christian. so the priest bathed young Gshjifos and gave him alot of wine and then when Gshjifos woke up 2 hours later in a cart in the middle of the football field and he was a Christian.              so now that Gshjifos was Christian he made him dad buy him all this shit that he didnt need but wanted and made his mom get him a shirt cause his other ones were jew shirts. with only one day left till Christmas he got his dad some coal and his mom a gun and they celebrated Christmas Eve all together as a family. he go to open one gift on christmas Eve and he opened on and he got a big plate of matza and he was like "WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS YOU WHORE, I WANT NORMAL BOY SHIT, GIVE IT TO ME " but then he ate the matza bread and he was like, "this shit aint to bad pops, thanks a whole fucking bunch." and then something touched young Gshjifos and some say that his heart shrank 3 sizes or his shoes grew three sizes more but young Gshjifos then realized that he was an ugly jew and that there was nothin he could do about it. so as Christmas day grew closer he didnt know what he was gonna do. (end of part 2) Current Mood: sick Current Music: i saw her standing there - the Beatles (6 Comments |Comment on this)
Wednesday, December 8th, 2004
7:46 pm	The bitch who fucked up jew-day (all 7 of them) once there was an ugly jew named Gshjifos, who didnt have any friends. Gshjifos thought it was because he was black, or because he was ukrainian, or because he was 1/32 madagascarian (dont ask), but really it was because he was JEWISH!!!!!! yes, Gshjifos wqas very jewish but that dosent mean he shouldnt have any friends, right???? NOPE!!!!, WRONG!!!!!, SORRY!!!!!. Gshjifos wqas so jewish he counted down the days to hannaka every year, but thats not because he was excited, its because he is a GREEDY MOTHER FUCKER WHOS DAD HAPPENS TO MAKE 1,000,000 JEW DOLLARS A DAY AND BUYS LITTE GSHJIFOS ANY FUCKING THING THAT LITTLE FAG WANTS AND JUST BECAUSE HES JEWISH HE GETS 7 OF THOSE FUCKING DAYS NOT TO MENTION HIS GODDAMN BIRTHDAY WHICH HE SEEMS TO HAVE ONE EVERY FUCKING MONTH BECAUSE HES FUCKING UGLY AND HAS NO FRIENDS SO HIS FUCKING RICH FUCKING DAD BUYS HIM 20 FUCKING PRESENTS TO MAKE UP FOR ALL OF THE FRIENDS THAT "HE SHOULD HAVE" BUT HE DOSENT BECAUSE HE...IS....JEWISH!! but im not mad at all im just a little agravated thats all. ok.... back to the story....where were we now... ah yes gshjifos was waiting for hannaka very impatently you could say, but this year was differant, his dad had promised to get a friend. when he went around boasting about it to the townfolk they just laughed in his face...because he was jewish. so after all the seven day of hannaka when he didnt get a friend he killed a pig and ate him (which we all know is illeagle by the torah) so then every one figured he wasnt jewish so he got a buch of friends because they liked him now that he wasnt jewish. the only problem with this was that he didnt get as many presents so he because jewish again and lost all of his friends (end of part 1)   Current Mood: im jewish, help Current Music: like a rolling stone - bob dylan (9 Comments |Comment on this)
3:06 pm	Wide Eyed Kevin these pictures are dedicated to Eamon and Robin (not in a gay way) for eamon:   and for Robin:   thank you Current Mood: numb Current Music: twist and shout - the beatles (4 Comments |Comment on this)
Monday, December 6th, 2004
8:52 pm	you gatta do-ba-di do baby that says it all right htere that is my lifes motto seahawkes suck julius jones rules thank you- the vaders Current Mood: fuck you Current Music: when the musics over - -the doors (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Wednesday, December 1st, 2004
9:30 pm	me? famous? im about to write a letter to Rolling Stone because on there 500 GREATES SONGS OF ALL TIME they forgot Break on through to the otherside by the Doors so that made me really mad because they put Fuck tha police by NWA and umm yeah that says enough   yes eric, that issue Current Mood: dazed and confused... Current Music: Break on through-the Doors (not really just showing support) (6 Comments |Comment on this)
Tuesday, November 30th, 2004
10:27 pm	cool picture the tupac one didnt work but this one is of bob dylan and its cool Current Mood: obsessed Current Music: Its all over now baby blue - Bob Dylan (2 Comments |Comment on this)
8:52 pm	no hell below us, above us only sky hi im new, comment bitches theres kurt smiling kinda   and thats johny cash               and thats tupac smoking through his nose.......... Current Mood: fucking enjoyable Current Music: pauls dead - billy shears (2 Comments |Comment on this)